23 Erotic Dreams of Sarah Palin
I dream of Sarah wearing nothing but antlers.......
I dream of Sarah sprawled naked on a polar bear rug.......
I dream of Sarah’s eyeglasses tangled up in her pubic hair.......
I dream of Sarah in a snowfield in a bikini, nipples taut as icicles.......
I dream of Sarah’s hooh ha: the size of Alaska.......
I dream of Sarah riding a mechanical, lipstick-wearing pitbull.......
I dream of Sarah’s ovaries: two swollen snowberries.......
I dream of Sarah looking at MILF-porn on the net.......
I dream of Sarah skinny dipping in a hot tub as the sky creams snow and the red sun rapes the blue horizon.......
I dream of Sarah eating raw elk, blood leaking down her chin.......
I dream of Sarah with fork marks on her ass.......
I dream of Sarah in a red negligee, playing the flute.......
I dream of Sarah lactating.......
I dream of Sarah wandering naked in a blizzard of shredded ballots.......
I dream of Sarah with a strap-on.......
I dream of Sarah drilling for oil wearing nothing but oil.......
I dream of Sarah with guns.......
I dream of Sarah stuffing an owl she shot herself......
I dream of Sarah stuffing the owl’s beak up her asshole.......
I dream of Sarah pressing her breasts to a frozen window at night.......
I dream of Sarah pressing her clit to a frozen window at night.......
I dream of Sarah masturbating in the house as the storm rages, no one else for miles.......
Posted 09/07/09
This work was first performed at the Unknown Theater in Los Angeles, in an event curated by playwright Brenda Varda.