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Stoned (ii)
A unicorn drinks a glass of champagne
Two men in silver hats come in
A kidney laughs and twirls its moustache
Holy jocks are wanking around a sheepskin rug
More unicorns trot across the glassy clouds
In the evening you become tired and sad
Watching a robot making an omelette
Through itching grasshopper eyes
The mirror ball has a face
And that face is laughing at you
Outside the rain falls and falls
Jesus is a bumble bee
Tonight you’re sleeping in a shoe
Two men in silver hats come in
A kidney laughs and twirls its moustache
Holy jocks are wanking around a sheepskin rug
More unicorns trot across the glassy clouds
In the evening you become tired and sad
Watching a robot making an omelette
Through itching grasshopper eyes
The mirror ball has a face
And that face is laughing at you
Outside the rain falls and falls
Jesus is a bumble bee
Tonight you’re sleeping in a shoe
Posted 09/29/09