Member since April 21, 2009 | 10,088 Readings |
You Know How It Is when You Go into a Room?
I was in the store when I thought barf structure. / Then, on a different day, I thought I should change my name / to Thomas—talk to my…
Bill & Sandra, Marcia
Some pretty nice magazines are spread about the house / when Sandra walks in with her fashionable permanent and / says, "Have you had a look…
He Said, She Said
The correct thing to say would have been, “Yes, / it was me who farted into your water glass.” But / I was drunk, and so I said,…
She was a lousy senorita. The lousiest senorita. She / would slap you. She would bite you. She would jump / you. You couldn’t do anything right….
Jean, Jean’s Cough, and the Plants in…
/ / First the plant was in the Dominican / / and then it was on Daytona Beach / / and then it finally ended up on the trolley by the window….
Look at this gorgeous day!
/ It reminds me of a huge and I mean huge flock of sheep. / / Probably the biggest you have ever seen. / / And naturally, it is a special…
You will cook a space needle. / / You will cook the longest grain of rice. / / The longest, most slender grain of rice / / it will stretch…
The idea behind it was simple: / / they would be able to remember everything they said and did and saw. / / They would walk around the room…
See All >>
Subscribed by Jono Tosch
I spent two hours last night listening / to Cool Hand Luke singing “Plastic Jesus.” / What’s that in my head? It’s a sound, it’s not /…
It’s good practice. It keeps the flies off, / the phoenixes down. It keeps the butter / soft, the cocksure cock hard. It’s a / strengthening…
BECAUSE YOU CAN HAVE THIS IDEA ABOUT BEING…
It is not an answer I am mapping. A definite / and timely expression of acceptance. / The burn bags are missing and what can this / mean? Error…
Famous flower print
This life is the kind where we’re vine-climbing / Pointing out our very favorite things (that are round) / In the evening everyone comes over for…
Would you like to leave a comment on this profile?
Ink Node for a free account, or
if you are already a member.
© Ink Node, 2013