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Boob Mythology

Do your push-ups and your breasts will remain
Perky, with tight elastic skin holding
Fast against gravity. Also: refrain
From removing your bra (to stop sagging.)

But! Please, remember that if you do sleep
With bra attached, you risk that ill: cancer.
So be ready to make that choice: a steep
Decline in health, or of lifted structure.

Also! Don’t you forget, have lots of sex,
As this will stimulate extra sizing!
And as we all know, you must of course flex
That which we have to stay appetizing!

Follow every rule and you will see
You’ll never keep straight boob mythology.

Posted 02/06/16
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