Here comes your son, with a white scarf tied nicely around his face.
The powerful family story becomes a shitty ride.
Silly Robots: Real Moms.
To those DC-area kidney donors on strike: break it off!
When the Mongols are disappointed, they usually
Won’t tell you what you did and didn’t do right.
Try and be the larger parent in their drawings.
You did every bad thing that David Bowie did.
But have you had any positive
Contributions at David Bowie’s level?
You haven’t, Skip.
Now shut up about your David Bowie!
Anybody recall some song about a good general contractor?
Nobody asks the photographer about her paintings.
Funny Pampers Pizza Quiet.
The sweetest-faced kid ever approached me, whispering,
‘Let me tell you about how awful it is to do robberies.’
Now come off that goddamn field.
Should you be patient with doctor?
Do you necessarily always have to do what you heard?!
Enroll in a communist high school, then watch yourself really
Phase out. Those textbooks are just forested in what-ifs.
And dynamic language: quit aiming it.
Move him with pitches so he’ll have to keep
His little body entirely away. Too abrupt,
No chance. I’d call low. Like you'd go!
Don’t be suddenly hesitant now,
March up there like a hero in your bat-black gunner armor,
Kick up them lightning-enhanced dragon pumps.
Better comic actors will work more orange into their hair.
I just want to forewarn you.
An Italian stop-motion animated duck smoking narrow,
Just go for a jog and wait for the bull crap to pan out.
What do old people like?
Silent movies, three per worn-out videocassette,
About frightened poor persons.
Floral and choral on
The flower and choir.
I am stayed pure.
Pour gravel on a poet’s grave
When you find a poet’s grave,
Then go to the bathroom on the gravel.
Poets are dipshits!