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The End of the World

2012 is not the end of the world.
The end of the world will be
when the United States realizes
that they are not the most powerful nation.
The end of the world will be
when comedians start to consider
being more politically correct.
The end of the world will be
when people finally decide
that racism is an utterly useless trend.
The end of the world will be
when my parents stop acting
like I’m nothing but a statue
made of putrid eggshells.
The end of the world will be
when I run into the street, screaming,
“WÇ’men dōu shì zhÄ“n hÇŽo!
WÇ’men dōu yÇ’u ài!
WÇ’ méi yÇ’u jiù hèn!”*
That’s when the world will end,
and our brains will explode
into a jellied crimson river
of shame.
Posted 12/03/10
*"We are all great! We all have love! I have no regrets!" Random junk written in about five minutes.
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Awesome and very edifying
12/07/10 6:05pm