Daniel Haislet

MET V. Natural Born World Shaker

Rule #1:

Notify train crew

Or police if you see

Someone in distress

Or notice unlawful /

Suspicious behavior.

Them poor ol’ bosses need

All the help they can get.

Rule #2

Do not

Pull the emergency

Cord /

Lever.

That oughta be easy

For a gin-u-wine son of a bitch.

Rule #3

Remain inside the train.

Follow instructions

From crew or

Emergency workers.

Ya know, sometimes I wished