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You Know How It Is when You Go into a Room?
I was in the store when I thought barf structure. / Then, on a different day, I thought I should change my name / to Thomas—talk to my…
Bill & Sandra, Marcia
Some pretty nice magazines are spread about the house / when Sandra walks in with her fashionable permanent and / says, "Have you had a…
He Said, She Said
The correct thing to say would have been, “Yes, / it was me who farted into your water glass.” But / I was drunk, and so I said, “Water glass?…
She was a lousy senorita. The lousiest senorita. She / would slap you. She would bite you. She would jump / you. You couldn’t do anything right....
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