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Jono Tosch




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You Know How It Is when You Go into a Room?
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I was in the store when I thought barf structure. / Then, on a different day, I thought I should change my name / to Thomas—talk to my…
Bill & Sandra, Marcia
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Some pretty nice magazines are spread about the house / when Sandra walks in with her fashionable permanent and / says, "Have you had a…
He Said, She Said
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The correct thing to say would have been, “Yes, / it was me who farted into your water glass.” But / I was drunk, and so I said, “Water glass?…
Senorita Durable
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She was a lousy senorita. The lousiest senorita. She / would slap you. She would bite you. She would jump / you. You couldn’t do anything right....
Jean, Jean’s Cough, and the Plants in…
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/ First the plant was in the Dominican / / and then it was on Daytona Beach / / and then it finally ended up on the trolley by the window....
Look at this gorgeous day!
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It reminds me of a huge and I mean huge flock of sheep. / / Probably the biggest you have ever seen. / / And naturally, it is a special…
Dinner Plans
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You will cook a space needle. / / You will cook the longest grain of rice. / / The longest, most slender grain of rice / / it will stretch…
Hey There
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The idea behind it was simple: / / they would be able to remember everything they said and did and saw. / / They would walk around the room…
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