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I would now like to take this opportunity to thank Allah

Bruce Willis is

a crack head. 

Except, here, "crack" means "cracker." 

Not "crack cocaine."  Therefore, technically,

Bruce Willis is a "cracker head."  Or he would be

if "head," in this instance, did not mean, "crack cocaine." 

So therefore, it stands to reason that Bruce Willis,

if he is still palpitating, which I assume he is,

is a cracker crack cocaine.

I would now like to take this opportunity

to tell you my thoughts on romantic love. 








Posted 12/20/09
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Oh, this one on Bruce Willis is a howler. So hard to do comedy so simply and well, kudos, CE
12/20/09 1:49pm