I would now like to take this opportunity to thank Allah
Bruce Willis is
a crack head.
Except, here, "crack" means "cracker."
Not "crack cocaine." Therefore, technically,
Bruce Willis is a "cracker head." Or he would be
if "head," in this instance, did not mean, "crack cocaine."
So therefore, it stands to reason that Bruce Willis,
if he is still palpitating, which I assume he is,
is a cracker crack cocaine.
I would now like to take this opportunity
to tell you my thoughts on romantic love.