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23 Erotic Dreams of Sarah Palin

 I dream of Sarah wearing nothing but antlers.......

I dream of Sarah sprawled naked on a polar bear rug.......

I dream of Sarah’s eyeglasses tangled up in her pubic hair.......

I dream of Sarah in a snowfield in a bikini, nipples taut as icicles.......

I dream of Sarah’s hooh ha: the size of Alaska.......

I dream of Sarah riding a mechanical, lipstick-wearing pitbull.......

I dream of Sarah’s ovaries: two swollen snowberries.......

I dream of Sarah looking at MILF-porn on the net.......

I dream of Sarah skinny dipping in a hot tub as the sky creams snow and the red sun rapes the blue horizon.......

I dream of Sarah eating raw elk, blood leaking down her chin.......

I dream of Sarah with fork marks on her ass.......

I dream of Sarah in a red negligee, playing the flute.......

I dream of Sarah lactating.......

I dream of Sarah wandering naked in a blizzard of shredded ballots.......

I dream of Sarah with a strap-on.......

I dream of Sarah drilling for oil wearing nothing but oil.......

I dream of Sarah with guns.......

I dream of Sarah stuffing an owl she shot herself......

I dream of Sarah stuffing the owl’s beak up her asshole.......

I dream of Sarah pressing her breasts to a frozen window at night.......

I dream of Sarah pressing her clit to a frozen window at night.......

I dream of Sarah masturbating in the house as the storm rages, no one else for miles.......


Posted 09/07/09
This work was first performed at the Unknown Theater in Los Angeles, in an event curated by playwright Brenda Varda.
Books by Kate Durbin
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with guns!
09/08/09 10:42am