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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY BUT I DO KNOW WHAT I WANT TO FIND OUT

Free and easy with disapproval?
There’s nothing easy about it
Or free
Your Christmas card will be late again
I sent it from the mailbox in front of the Catholic home
They tend to be careful
Especially when the snow begins to stick
I can remember worse holidays
Buying my kids presents in the pharmacy
The toy aisle
That year I was bringing rolls of pennies to the Korean grocer
He weighed them
Pointed out the ones he felt were short
But gave me the full fifty cents
He just wanted to make me feel indebted
And I was like
Buddy get in line
Speaking of lines
The guy behind me didn’t have enough to get himself a can of cashews
Give me a break man it’s Christmas
To which the counterman:
I don’t like Jesus.

Posted 12/22/14
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