I’ve Had a Perfectly Wonderful Evening
If by evening you mean overflowing crockpot
If by perfectly wonderful you mean the same way a cage could be beautiful viewed from a skewed perspective
If by uncle you mean never trust a government that bugs your underwear with microscopic microphones
But another uncle is how did the leper cannibal die
And one uncle is actually aunt
When you say gather surely it’s row the goat across the river, then return for the fox or the box of lettuce
Porch is short for ashtray
That old standby college stands for community college and community is code for clown or maybe bartending
Take I told you I’d bake a cake as I’ll be back in the car for an hour
The name Celeste is French for Goddamn
God equals party does not equal partay
If by house you mean wife
If by again you mean to death or next month
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